1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,393 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:05,308 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:06,788 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,703 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:11,706 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:16,058 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,973 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:19,714 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:22,064 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,674 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:26,329 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,983 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,941 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:32,118 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,641 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:35,164 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,166 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,560 [laughing] 20 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,866 ♪ 21 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:45,000 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,002 [lilting ukulele music] 23 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:54,575 ♪ 24 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,578 - AH, ZE KRUSTY KRAB. 25 00:00:57,579 --> 00:01:01,147 BIKINI BOTTOM'S ANSWER TO FINE DINING. 26 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:04,541 AND HERE WE SEE ONE OF ITS PATRONS NOW. 27 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,326 AH, YES, MOVING ON. 28 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:09,981 OOH, IT IS A-SPONGEBOB, CREATOR OF THE FINE CUISINE WITHIN. 29 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,809 NOW, LET US WATCH. 30 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,942 - ONE KRABBY PATTY. 31 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,204 EXTRA GREASE. 32 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:18,207 - [giggles] 33 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,991 WHOA! 34 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,210 - [grumbles] 35 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,865 - OOH! 36 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:24,996 [laughs] 37 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,737 - [grumbles] 38 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:30,219 - [laughs uncontrollably] 39 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,091 [gasps, muffled laugh] 40 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,744 - [growls] 41 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:34,919 - [gasps] 42 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:40,447 WHOA! [laughs] 43 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:41,709 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE THAT. 44 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:44,059 THE KRUSTY KRAB WORK SCHEDULE? 45 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,279 WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THIS? 46 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,671 - [gasps] WHAT'S SO GR... 47 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:49,978 WHY, IT'S MY HAPPY BOOK. 48 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:52,676 THE KRUSTY KRAB IS WHERE ALL OF MY HAPPIEST MEMORIES OCCURRED. 49 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,592 - HMM. 50 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:03,339 OOPS, I ACCIDENTALLY BURNED UP YOUR MEMORIES. 51 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,689 - DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. 52 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:10,041 I HAVE A WHOLE CABINET OF BACKUPS. 53 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,956 SO WHAT'S YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY, SQUIDWARD? 54 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:15,874 - UM, LET ME THINK... 55 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:21,270 [sustained tone] 56 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:25,100 UM, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY. 57 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:27,016 OH, WELL. 58 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,410 YES? 59 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:32,151 - SQUIDWARD, YOU DON'T HAVE 60 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,718 A HAPPIEST MEMORY? - SO WHAT? 61 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:37,373 - HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT A HAPPIEST MEMORY? 62 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,375 DO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT? 63 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,160 - I HEAR YOU CRYING ALL THE TIME. 64 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,509 - BUT WITH JOY, SQUIDWARD. 65 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:43,771 WITH JOY. 66 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:46,600 - LOOK, I DON'T NEED A HAPPY MEMORY. 67 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,168 SO JUST GET BACK TO YOUR CULINARY GREASE FACTORY 68 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,952 AND LEAVE ME ALONE. 69 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,259 - HI, I'D LIKE TO ORDER A KRABBY PATTY PLEASE. 70 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,782 - [sobs] 71 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,087 - OKAY. 72 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:58,568 CAN SOMEONE ELSE TAKE MY ORDER? 73 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,396 - [both cry] 74 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:02,137 - I'LL WAIT. 75 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:04,052 - YOU'RE RIGHT, SPONGEBOB. 76 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,272 I DON'T HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY. 77 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,187 THIS IS HORRIBLE. 78 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,840 - DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. 79 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,799 I'LL HELP YOU MAKE A HAPPIEST MEMORY. 80 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,061 - REALLY? 81 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,410 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN? 82 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,107 - NO PROBLEM. 83 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:19,763 - WELL, IT'S AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT, BUT OKAY. 84 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,852 - [giggles] 85 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:26,770 [classical music] 86 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:29,164 YOU LOVE MUSIC, RIGHT SQUIDWARD? - MM-HMM. 87 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:31,558 - THEN THIS'LL DEFINITELY BE YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY. 88 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,777 - HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 89 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:37,738 I THINK I ACTUALLY FEEL KIND OF, UH, HAPPY. 90 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:41,829 - SEE, YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY IS FORMING. 91 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:45,093 - [plays sour note] 92 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:46,268 [squish] - OOPS. 93 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,661 THAT WAS A SOUR NOTE. 94 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:54,189 - THIS IS NOT MY HAPPIEST MEMORY. 95 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,322 - WHY ARE WE AT THE ART MUSEUM? 96 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,237 - WELL, YOU LOVE ART. 97 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,195 MAYBE YOU'LL FIND A HAPPY MEMORY IN HERE. 98 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:03,329 - GREAT, I GET TO SEE ALL THE ART OF PEOPLE 99 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:06,767 WHO HAVE SUCCEEDED WHERE I'VE FAILED. 100 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:09,639 MY ART WILL NEVER BE SHOWN IN THIS BI... OOF! 101 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,032 WHAT THE... 102 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:13,730 THIS... THIS... THIS IS MY SCULPTURE. 103 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,384 HOW DID IT GET HERE? 104 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,473 - OOH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. 105 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,867 ART LOVERS, THIS IS SQUIDWARD TENTACLES, 106 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,260 CREATOR OF THIS PIECE. 107 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,826 All: OOH! 108 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:26,569 - WOW, YOUR WORK IN A MUSEUM, SQUIDWARD. 109 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,615 - GOSH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 110 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,312 I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT. 111 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:31,792 - YOUR HAPPIEST MEMORY? 112 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,576 - YEAH. 113 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:36,100 - AND NOW THE PERFORMANCE ARTIST FIASCO 114 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,189 WILL SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS PIECE. 115 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:42,324 - GOSH, FIASCO HIMSELF IS TALKING ABOUT MY ART. 116 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:48,243 - AHEM, SQUID... WARD, GO TOWARD... THE LIGHT... 117 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:50,899 OF MY FLAMETHROWER! 118 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:58,514 All: OOH! 119 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:01,431 - AND NOW, HE'S MELTED IT. 120 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,479 NOT A HAPPIEST MEMORY. 121 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,698 - UM, IT'S KIND OF SMOKY IN HERE. 122 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,178 YOU NEED FRESH AIR. 123 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:13,181 WHAT A MAJESTIC VIEW. 124 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,791 - WHAT VIEW? 125 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:17,838 - OH, YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR BLINDFOLD. 126 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,405 ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 127 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,799 - VERY NICE, EXCEPT THAT I'M... 128 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,411 AFRAID OF HEIGHTS! 129 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:26,760 - OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD! 130 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,109 I'LL TAKE US DOWN. 131 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,981 - WHAT? NO! 132 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,809 OH, BOY. 133 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:39,773 [both scream] 134 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,515 - [groans] 135 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:47,520 OH, YEAH. NICE VIEW. 136 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,522 - SON OF A SEAHORSE. 137 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,611 20 YEARS OF TRAINING AND A COUPLE OF AMATEURS 138 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,917 JUST LEAP OUT OF A BALLOON. 139 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,703 HERE, YOU PLANT IT. 140 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,358 ALL THAT TIME AND MONEY AND RESOURCES WASTED ON... 141 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,492 - HEY, WE'RE THE FIRST TO EVER REACH THE TOP OF MOUNT BIKINI. 142 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:06,190 SURELY THAT MUST MAKE FOR A HAPPIEST MEMORY. 143 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:09,891 I CLAIM THIS MOUNTAIN IN THE NAME OF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES! 144 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:13,763 - [groans] 145 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,199 [ground rumbles] 146 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,725 UH-OH. 147 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:21,031 - STUPID AMATEURS, I... 148 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:23,948 FANTASTIC. 149 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:29,300 - TIME TO FACE FACTS. 150 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:34,001 I'LL NEVER HAVE A HAPPIEST MEMORY. 151 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:36,613 AND IF I DO, IT DEFINITELY WON'T INVOLVE YOU. 152 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,927 HELLO, MISERY, I'M HOME. 153 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:57,416 I MIGHT AS WELL GO TO BED FOR 100 YEARS OR SO. 154 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,332 WAKE ME WHEN I'M DEAD. 155 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,469 [sighs] 156 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,213 - GARY, I AM WORRIED ABOUT SQUIDWARD. 157 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,433 HE HASN'T COME OUT OF HIS HOUSE FOR TWO WEEKS NOW. 158 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,261 - [meows] 159 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,439 - WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING? 160 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,092 SQUIDWARD! 161 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,705 SQUIDWARD? 162 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:29,883 NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED. 163 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,886 SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! 164 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,278 [gasps] 165 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,497 SQUIDWARD, DOWN HERE! 166 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:38,065 HE'S UPSTAIRS. 167 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:40,110 HEY. 168 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,025 HEY. 169 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:42,765 SQUIDWARD. 170 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,506 WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW HE'S STILL ALIVE. 171 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:47,161 UH-OH. - [meows] 172 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:50,078 - [screams] 173 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:54,996 [whimpers] OW! 174 00:07:58,347 --> 00:07:59,434 I'M OKAY, GARY. 175 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,741 - [meows] 176 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,569 - SQUIDWARD SURE SEEMS DEPRESSED. 177 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,918 I THINK I'LL CALL HIM AND CHEER HIM UP. 178 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,702 [phone rings] - [grumbles] 179 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,269 - HELLO? - STILL ALIVE... 180 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:09,270 - SQUIDWARD? 181 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:12,187 ARE YOU THERE? 182 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,494 SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU THERE? 183 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,452 SQUIDWARD? - [meows] 184 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,410 - GARY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT SQUIDWARD'S? 185 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:22,109 UH, GARY, COULD YOU PUT SQUIDWARD ON THE PHONE? 186 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,719 HOLD ON A SECOND, SOMEONE'S ON THE OTHER LINE. 187 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,068 [echoing] HELLO? 188 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,809 HELLO? 189 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:30,117 HELLO! 190 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:34,208 HELLO? [feedback whines] 191 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,820 - I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET HAPPY. 192 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,694 WELL, THAT DIDN'T HELP. 193 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,043 [phone rings] HUH? 194 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,044 THAT'S STRANGE. 195 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,262 I COULD SWEAR I JUST THREW 196 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,873 THAT DARN PHONE AWAY. 197 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:49,571 OH, YEAH, MY FAX MACHINE. 198 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:53,053 NOW, WHY DID I BUY THAT AGAIN? 199 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,533 - HI, SQUIDWARD. 200 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,796 YOU SURE ARE A HARD MAN TO GET A HOLD OF. 201 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,928 [sniffs] HEY, DO I SMELL BROWNIES? 202 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,104 - YES. 203 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,802 [paper shredder whirs] 204 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:05,719 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 205 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,681 - [sighing meow] 206 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:19,862 [printer whirring] 207 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,560 [meows] - THANKS, GARY. 208 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,563 I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GIVE SQUIDWARD A HAPPIEST MEMORY. 209 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,347 THESE PANTS MAY BE SQUARE, 210 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,305 BUT IT'S TIME TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. 211 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:33,920 - I CAN'T SEEM TO GET HAPPY. 212 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:37,576 MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. 213 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,229 - [chirps] 214 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,841 - OOH! 215 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:45,148 [tweets] 216 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,977 - NOPE, I GUESS NOT. 217 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,805 OH, GREAT. 218 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,417 I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE. 219 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,420 YOU'RE NOT SPONGEBOB. 220 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:59,772 - I HAVE A PACKAGE HERE FOR A SQUIDWARD "TENTACLEES"? 221 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,948 - TENTACLES. YES, THAT'S ME. 222 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:02,949 - WELL, HERE YOU GO. 223 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,777 - THANKS. 224 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,996 DOESN'T SAY WHO IT'S FROM. 225 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,738 NO DOUBT SPONGEBOB'S HIDING INSIDE. 226 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,306 OH, WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING. 227 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,699 GOTCHA... HUH? 228 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,961 IT'S EMPTY. 229 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:19,008 EMPTY. JUST LIKE MY MISERABLE LIFE. 230 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:23,360 I SEE NOTHING BUT DARKNESS AHEAD. 231 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,798 [strained mumbles] SPONGEBOB... 232 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:28,715 [muffled yelling] 233 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,243 [growls] - SURPRISE! 234 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,637 I FIGURED WHAT YOU NEEDED WAS A PARTY TO HELP CHEER YOU UP. 235 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,509 UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE I TRIED TO INVITE WAS BUSY OR SICK. 236 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,164 BUT DON'T WORRY, I USED MY PAPIER-MACHE SKILLS 237 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:47,777 TO FILL THE PARTY WITH YOUR FAVORITE PERSON... ME! 238 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,606 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 239 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,957 HAPPIEST MEMORY OR WHAT? 240 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:58,091 - YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. 241 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,266 I... 242 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,310 DON'T... 243 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,138 WANT... 244 00:11:01,139 --> 00:11:02,443 A... 245 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:05,185 HAPPIEST MEMORY! 246 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,841 [primal scream] 247 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,931 - ARE YOU ENJOYING THE HORS D'OEUVRES? 248 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:15,543 - [growls] 249 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,762 HI-YA! 250 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,677 [chainsaws rev] 251 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,593 [insane laughter] 252 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:31,211 I FEEL WONDERFUL! 253 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:35,084 [insane laugh] 254 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,085 THIS IS IT! 255 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,697 MY HAPPIEST MEMORY! 256 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,308 - [sighs] HE'S SO HANDSOME. 257 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,313 [eerie sci-fi music] 258 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:51,972 ♪ 259 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,590 - WHEE! 260 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,461 - [panting] 261 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,333 - LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 262 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,943 GOTCHA! 263 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,858 THERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLA. - [grunts] 264 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:14,080 - IS IT ME, OR DOES JELLYFISH FIELD SEEM DIFFERENT TODAY? 265 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:19,607 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT ALL THIS FAILURE SURE IS MAKING ME TIRED. 266 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:22,392 I'M GONNA TAKE A QUICK NAP ON THAT ROCK OVER THERE. 267 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,568 - OKAY. I'M GONNA LOOK FOR MORE JELLYFISH 268 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,049 OVER BY THAT CREEPY, SPOOKY, EVIL-LOOKING CAVE. 269 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,095 LA LA LA LA LA. 270 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,313 LA LA LA LA LA LA. 271 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,054 [laughs] 272 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,664 OH, LITTLE JELLYFISH. 273 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,492 I CAN'T RESIST YOUR CHARMS. 274 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,146 IF ONLY YOU DIDN'T STING. 275 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:40,193 THEN YOU'D BE THE PERFECT PET. 276 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,978 OH, WELL, GUESS IT'S JUST CATCH AND RELEASE FOR NOW. 277 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,895 LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! 278 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:52,119 - [growls] 279 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:59,386 [roars] 280 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:02,303 - [snores] 281 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,930 - [groans] 282 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,279 - HEY, ISN'T THIS THE CUTEST 283 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,803 LITTLE JELLYFISH YOU'VE EVER SEEN? 284 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,935 AND HE DOESN'T STING. 285 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,460 GOSH, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE HE'S SOME SORT OF NEW BREED, HUH? 286 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,897 I THINK I'LL KEEP THIS ONE AS A PET. 287 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,072 WHOA. 288 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,247 - YES. 289 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:38,120 I TOO HAVE CAUGHT MANY JELLYFISH. 290 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:41,994 PERHAPS WE SHOULD GIVE ONE TO EACH OF OUR FRIENDS. 291 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,126 [sigh] 292 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,738 - WOW, PATRICK, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 293 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,830 WELL, WE'VE GIVEN EVERYONE A JELLYFISH EXCEPT SQUIDWARD. 294 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,135 AH, HE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT ONE. 295 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:56,052 - HE WILL TAKE ONE AND LIKE IT. 296 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,973 PLEASANT DREAMS, SQUARE ONE. 297 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,932 - RIGHT BACK AT YA, OLD BUDDY. 298 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,934 WHOA! 299 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:12,285 - DO NOT LET THE BEDBUGS BITE. [monotone laugh] 300 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,243 - UH, THAT'S SOME GOOD ADVICE. 301 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,810 GOOD NIGHT SQUIDWARD. 302 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,465 - THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF BITING THIS NIGHT. 303 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,946 BRAAAP! 304 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,035 - TONIGHT, YOU'LL SLEEP WITH ME, LITTLE JELLY. 305 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,950 GOOD NIGHT, GARY. - [meows] 306 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,867 - GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE JELLY. 307 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,091 OH, I CAN'T SLEEP. 308 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,574 [wolf howls] 309 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:43,882 [lightning cracks] 310 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,449 - [growls] - [screams] 311 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,450 [laughs] 312 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,495 THESE LATE NIGHT HORROR SHOWS 313 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,018 ARE A REAL HOOT. 314 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,628 OH, HEY, YOU WANT SOME POPCORN? 315 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,675 HERE YOU GO. - [gagging] 316 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:58,505 - HEY, HEY! 317 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:01,117 ARE YOU OKAY BACK THERE? 318 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,513 AW, LOOK AT HIM, THE LITTLE ANGEL. 319 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,080 GUESS HE COULDN'T MAKE IT PAST THE THIRD FEATURE. 320 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,951 GOOD MORNING, SLEEPY HEAD. 321 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,475 WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU WHILE I'M AT WORK. 322 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,086 YOU BETTER STAY IN HERE WHERE IT'S SAFE. 323 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,435 YOU TWO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 324 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,351 BYE. 325 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,968 - [monotone meow] 326 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,579 - WHOA, LOOK AT ALL THE CUSTOMERS! 327 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,798 - [monotone voice] ONE KRABBY PATTY. 328 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,800 HOLD THE MAYONNAISE. 329 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,715 - ONE KRABBY PATTY. 330 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:35,803 HOLD THE MAYONNAISE. 331 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,761 - ONE KRABBY PATTY. 332 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,590 HOLD THE MAYONNAISE. 333 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,549 - THANK YOU, COME AGAIN. 334 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,247 Both: BRAAAP! 335 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,249 - I WOULD LIKE ONE KRABBY PA... 336 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,729 - ONE KRABBY PATTY. 337 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,904 HOLD THE MAYONNAISE. 338 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,558 BRAAAP! 339 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:55,040 - UH, ACTUALLY, I WANT ONE WITH EXTRA MAYO. 340 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,650 - [hisses] 341 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:59,827 [all hiss] 342 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,439 - WHAT'S WRONG, DUDES? 343 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,965 - I'M SORRY, VALUED CUSTOMER. 344 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,054 WE ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF THE CONDIMENT YOU CALL MAYONNAISE. 345 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:13,014 PLEASE ACCEPT THIS FREE JELLYFISH HAT INSTEAD. 346 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,711 THANK YOU, COME AGAIN. 347 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,061 - OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 348 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,888 WE JUST RECEIVED A WHOLE SHIPMENT OF MAYONNAISE. 349 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,152 PATRICK? 350 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,457 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 351 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,720 COOKING KRABBY PATTIES IS MY JOB. 352 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:27,637 - I AM HERE TO REPLACE YOU AND ALL OF YOUR KIND. 353 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,814 - [chuckles] I SAW THAT MOVIE LAST NIGHT TOO. 354 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,599 OOPS, IF YOU'RE GONNA WORK HERE, 355 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,557 YOU'LL NEED AN OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB HAT. 356 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:38,126 - UH... 357 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,085 - SAY, THAT'S A PRETTY NEAT TRICK. 358 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,738 I'M GONNA GET SOME EXTRA MAYONNAISE FROM THE BACK. 359 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,655 - NO MAYONNAISE! 360 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:50,834 - OKAY... 361 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,706 HE'S ACTING WEIRD TODAY. 362 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,014 HEY, THERE'S PLENTY OF MAYO BACK HERE. 363 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,799 - [growling] - HUH? 364 00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,800 IS SOMEBODY IN THERE? 365 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:04,413 - [growls] 366 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,849 - [gasps] MONSTERS. 367 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,764 SQUIDWARD AND MR. KRABS. 368 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,462 [gasps] PATRICK TOO! 369 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,116 AND SOME RANDOM GUY! 370 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,682 [screams] 371 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,467 MY SPATULA! 372 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,338 IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE I WATCHED LAST NIGHT. 373 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,427 THOSE THINGS HAVE CAPTURED EVERYONE 374 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:21,387 AND PUT THEM INTO CREEPY PODS. 375 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,564 HI... PATRICK. 376 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,958 I'M GONNA CLEAN... THE TABLES... PATRICK. 377 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,352 [nervous laugh] PATRICK. 378 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,137 - HI, SPONGEBOB. - [yelps] 379 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:35,705 - DON'T YOU WANT A CUTE LITTLE JELLYFISH? 380 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,446 - UH, NO THANKS. 381 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,926 [yelps] MR. KRABS! 382 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,710 - YOU SEEM TIRED, SPONGEBOB. 383 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,582 WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP? 384 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,801 [hisses] 385 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:48,109 - YES, AND YOU CAN USE THIS JELLY AS A PILLOW. 386 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,197 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. 387 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:52,244 I... I HAVE ONE AT HOME. 388 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,289 - [hisses] - [yelps] 389 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,769 - [hisses] - [screams] 390 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,250 - [hisses] - [screams] 391 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,383 both: SLEEP WELL. 392 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:05,126 - SLEEP! - AGH! RANDOM GUY! 393 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,043 [all hiss] - [screams] 394 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,133 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 395 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,962 ALL MY FRIENDS TAKEN BY THOSE JELLY CREATURES. 396 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,791 I CAN FEEL THEIR CREEPY, ROPE-LIKE TENTACLES NOW. 397 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,707 OW! 398 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,450 - ALL RIGHT, YOU ROTTEN JELLY CLONE. 399 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,973 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SPONGEBOB? 400 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:26,974 - I'M NO CLONE, SANDY. 401 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,889 I AM SPONGEBOB. 402 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,935 - WELL, THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I RUN A SIMPLE TEST. 403 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,546 [cracks knuckles] 404 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,243 - COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO. 405 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,766 COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COOCHIE COO. - [laughs] 406 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,681 NOT THE COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COOCHIE... 407 00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:40,988 [laughs] 408 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:45,514 OH, THAT'S A... THAT'S A TICKLE SPOT! 409 00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,951 - YOU'RE SPONGEBOB ALL RIGHT. 410 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,605 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SANDY? 411 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,608 - IF WE ONLY KNEW THE JELLIENS' WEAKNESS. 412 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,001 - WELL, THE ONLY THING I KNOW 413 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,829 IS THAT THEY CAN'T STAND MAYONNAISE. 414 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,180 - EW, I DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE NEITHER. 415 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,922 - OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE MAYO? 416 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,924 JUST LIKE A JELLIEN. 417 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,882 - OH, SNAP OUT OF IT, SPONGEBOB. 418 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,276 NOW IF WE ONLY HAD SOME MAYONNAISE. 419 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,278 - THERE'S LOTS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 420 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,801 BUT WE'LL NEVER GET PAST... THEM. 421 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,717 [all hiss] 422 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:15,979 - NOT TO WORRY. 423 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,894 WE'LL BE IN DISGUISE. 424 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:21,376 [both whistle] 425 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,726 [monotone voice] GREETINGS, FELLOW CLONE. 426 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,902 I HATE MAYONNAISE. 427 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:30,994 - I HATE MAYONNAISE AND MUSTARD. - HMM. 428 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:33,954 - [both whistle] 429 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:37,914 - I LIKE MUSTARD. 430 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:40,134 - DID YOU TAKE THAT NAP, SPONGEBOB? 431 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,136 - UH-HUH, SURE DID. 432 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,965 - YEP, WE'RE ALL RESTED AND JELLIFIED. 433 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,141 - [monotone laugh] 434 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,056 GOOD ONE, JELLIEN SANDY. 435 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,188 - [monotone laugh] 436 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,842 - IMPOSTERS! 437 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:57,586 [all hiss] 438 00:19:57,587 --> 00:20:00,199 - QUICK, SPONGEBOB, THE MAYONNAISE! 439 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,597 - [shrieks] 440 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,209 EW! 441 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,779 - IT WORKED, SPONGEBOB. 442 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,041 KEEP GOING. 443 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,654 - [hisses] 444 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,790 - SPONGEBOB, LOOK OUT! 445 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,707 [all moan] 446 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,326 COME ON, SPONGEBOB. 447 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,457 - OH, HI, JELLIEN PATRICK. 448 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,329 - HOLD THE MAYONNAISE. 449 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,246 - DOH, ALMOST FORGOT. 450 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,770 - OOF! 451 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:54,208 HEY GUYS, WHAT'S SHAKING? 452 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,036 OH... 453 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,994 - [roars] 454 00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,301 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YA EVIL BLOB OF SLIME. 455 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,825 YOU'RE THROUGH, 'CAUSE WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS. 456 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,088 SHOW HIM, SPONGEBOB. 457 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,049 - [growls] 458 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:15,316 - LET 'ER RIP! 459 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,492 - NAH! 460 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,581 SANDY, IT'S SO COLD IN HERE, 461 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,409 THE MAYONNAISE IS STARTING TO FREEZE. 462 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,063 - THEN HURRY AND THROW IT, SPONGEBOB. 463 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,064 - AYE-AYE! 464 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,676 - [roars] 465 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,948 [laughs] 466 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:42,387 - OH, NO, THIS MAYONNAISE IS FROZEN SOLID. 467 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:45,912 - THEN I'LL JUST TURN UP THE HEAT. 468 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,524 - [growls] 469 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,313 both: HOORAY! 470 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,842 - WHAT HAPPENED? 471 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,018 - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. 472 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,326 ...AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE COVERED IN GOO. 473 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,850 - THANKS FOR RESCUING US, SPONGEBOB. 474 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,462 BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS GREEN SLOP? 475 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,596 - MMM. 476 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,513 FREAKY CLONE JELLY RELISH! 477 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,864 - RELISH PATTIES! 478 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:28,346 GET YOUR FREAKY CLONE JELLY RELISH PATTIES! 479 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,479 ONLY FOUR BUCKS EXTRA. 480 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,222 - UH, I'LL HAVE ONE RELISH PATTY. 481 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,702 HOLD THE MAYO. 482 00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,618 [eerie sci-fi music]